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Neandertal anti-defamation files, 6

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From The Simpsons:

BART: (in front of class, points to Homer in Neandertal costume) Behold, Neanderthal man, our ugliest, stupidest ancestor.

(Kids laugh)

BART: Come on, missing link, put on a show.

HOMER: (growls) (all laugh)

BART: Make a fire!

HOMER: (grunting)

BART: Be scared of the fire!

HOMER: (yelps)

BART: Evolve! Evolve!

HOMER: (grunting)

BART: Get religious about a bird you see!

HOMER: (Points and looks at sky, chattering birdlike)

BART: Sprain your ankle and know it's a death sentence!

HOMER: (falls to floor, groaning and panting, kids laugh)

KRABAPPEL: Very good, Bart.

BART: Can I get extra credit for a caveman break dance?

KRABAPPEL: Of course.

Oh, the humanity!


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